Laughter is the Best Medicine
My friend, Julian, says that a week without laughter makes one weak. So without further ado, here is some gems he has shared with me this past week:
Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent!
A dyslexic man walks into a bra….
Did you hear about the collision on the highway between a cement truck and a paddy wagon? Hardened criminals all over the highway…..
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend. And inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control her pupils….
I heard that cats are smarter than dogs because you can’t get 8 cats to pull a sled through snow….
This is from a Red Skelton bit:
Algie saw a bear
The bear saw Algie
The bear was bulgy
The bulge was Algie
I would recommend that if you don’t feel better after a few chuckles, seek a doctor’s advice.
September 28th, 2007 at 6:37 am
:D, I think I may have heard of him. Isn’t he the one with all that charismo…that potent blend of charisma and machishmo. Or is he the delusional one. Not sure…
September 28th, 2007 at 6:45 am
Yeah that’s him, the ruggedly handsome guy with tonnes of charismo. He keeps me laughing…. do you know him too?
September 28th, 2007 at 7:18 am
Ruggedly handsome….yeah, it’s kinda ringing a bell. Isn’t he the underwear model who I’ve seen on all those large billboards in Mimico? You do realize that that’s all airbrushed and stuff, right? I heard his ears are freakishly big.
September 28th, 2007 at 7:33 am
Are you serious! That handsome fellow is on display on LARGE billboards??? I must rush out to Mimico right away to see this…but first I’ll pack my smelling salts in case I swoon at such a formidable sight. I don’t believe what you say about airbrushing… I admit I haven’t seen him in person but…
…Oh, and about his having big ears, my a$$!
September 28th, 2007 at 8:10 am
While there are many valid reasons to travel to Mimico…this ain’t one of ‘em. Believe me about the airbrushing, I’ve seen him up close and he hasn’t aged well…it ain’t pretty. His skin…looks like he has the dutch elm blight. So sad.
p.s. What a$$?
September 28th, 2007 at 9:36 am
Too late….I have left on my expedition … please send me a long-eared donkey if I haven’t returned in 3 days.
p.s. excuse me?
September 28th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
p.s.s Excuse you what? YOU told ME that you did not have an a$$…nary a donkey, mule or pony amongst your possessions. I am aware that you want an a$$ of your own, but, I do to. Please, what did you think I meant? I’m sorry but if your readers are looking for miscreant filth they’ll have to go elsewhere.
September 29th, 2007 at 5:01 am
It is true that I am without donkey…but one day I will …I just know it!
September 30th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Heheheheheheheheh. Cute jokes….couldn’t follow that conversation with Julian though. Also, are you referring that one day you will have a donkey of a boyfriend or just the four legged kind?
September 30th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
I know the comments are filled with inside jokes, my apologies. Just want a four legged donkey thanks!