Geeky Cat Miusings

I am contemplating my vacation to a land where there seems to be a preponderance of species that follow the “if you’re going to be mean to me, then I’ll be mean to you back” mind set. The desert is home to rattlesnakes, scorpions, and cacti which all fall into this category. I’ll try to be respectful of these desert dwellers but one can always contemplate revenge. If a cactus gets mean with me I will make cactus fries out of it or perhaps a cactus margarita, considered specialities in the south. I will be seeking out the teddy bear cholla for the fuzzy teddy bear arms, but I’ll not be fooled! I know that if you touch the spines, you will find yourself painfully stuck to a spiny segment that seems to have “jumped” off the plant. Cuddly from a distance, vicious if you get too near.

I also hear rattlesnake fries tastes like chicken….